Monday 26 December 2011

You don't know where we go, you don't know that we're angels with dirty faces in the morning, you don't know we've been on the Town low....

That song totally sums up me child hood... Ok adolecent years, all the times I lied, when danger meant excitment and breaking the rules was my greatest pleasure in life, before I quite understood the meaning of responsability, consequences and had no conscience at all I never used to feel guilty... Well that part may not have changed much, I dunno I occasionly feel guilty, but rarley!

So Boxing day aye, well being the "mug" if you like that I am I got back with Chris for him to break up with me on Christmas day, and they say they ain't scum??? Fuck it, tis his loss right? You know what I ain't even going to think about it! His number is deleted from me phone, texts and phone calls blocked!!!
So I survived Christmas day can you believe its virtually another year over? Starting to panic abit now, times going too fast and I wish I could grab it and prolong it abit. Still I guess if I'm not where I want to be by the age of 30 I'll just keep celebrating me 30th birthday until I am where I want to be at 30... Ok that kind of doesn't make sense.. but then do I ever and does anything ever really make sense anyhow???

So before I go into my little rant on men on politics on critism and how its all bullshit I shall reveal Princess Elle's fabulous presents...
I got a cocktail set with an ice crusher... what do you expect I'm cosmapolitan darling...
I got fake pink eye lashes, pretty standard for a princess, don't you think...
I got a beautiful poem written about me by my darling sister, framed and everything...
The best calender from me other sis, feminists would love this..
shampoo, conditioner and tooth paste in my stocking, cheers santa darling what are you trying to tell me aye...
A candle from me mom, thats a given she tells me off all year for borrowing hers and then buys me one for christmas every year without fail.
6 Barry M nail varish ... as said previously my future hubby ;-), a score, £30 gift voucher for Debenhams from me step Dad, £15 for amazon, a beautiful princess dress from princess Andrea...
I think thats it... did I mention I suffer from memory loss frequently.
one packet of ciggies and 2 bottles of mulled wine and I made it whoop whoop!!!!!!!!!!

So critism, and construtive critism, darling its bollocks whether you sugarcoat it or not, its still critism which is basically just way to bully someone in the long run... take raquel sitting infront of me telling me my dress sense is "inappropriate" because there're 14 year old boys in the college ha ha I could teach them a thing or 2! (thats a joke, I ain't a pedaphile, 16+ please). Anyhow ever noticed how its dogs who tell you your ugly or your clothes are too progative, and as said so many times before if boys can't contain their errections because I'm wearing a short skirt or a low cut top that ain't my problem... Any how whether you say some thing like: Love you can't sing get off the fucking stage or : hm maybe singing isn't for you why don't you focus more on your art work. Doesn't matter mate its still critism so cut the bullshit with all this constructive crap and get to the point yeah...
So mini rant over... next.............

MEN/POLITICS... sort of / POWER...

So I may only be 22 but I've been with alot of men and even the men I haven't been with I've had the oppertunity to observe and analyse and I have discoverd that as you know we're living in a fast moving world, well at least we are when it comes to technolagy, there's only a matter of time before they invent a flying car... infact I think that may already be on the horizan, you don't physically need to have sex with a man these days to get knocked up as it were you can just nip down to your local sperm bank (yes yes I know it probabally isn't as simple as popping to sainsburys but in a matter of speaking you know what I mean) so how long before we don't need men at all... Afterall we don't exactly need men for the money anymore or for the healthcare or anything for that matter, there are woman in the Army, woman doctors, and more and more woman are getting into the trade industry, most of us have a basic knowledge of DIY and its on the increase every day. We certainly don't need men to make us come, vibrators will do the job every single time (which is more than I can say for a man) and it will never answer back, it will never try it on when your not in the mood and continue to pester you until in the end you give in because its more hassel than its worth. If it runs out of batteries you can just stick it on charge and it'll always be there, because sex sells and as long as sex sells your always have your orgasm as a matter of speaking anyhow.
These days woman are the mothers and fathers. In my opinion men are dying out, so is it any wonder why they behave the way they do. Woman hold 90% of the power whether as a man you chose to accept this or be in complete denial, but either way it is true! We no longer live in a mans world, this is definitly a womans world whether the stupid cunt David what-so-face says so or not, blow up the house of Parliment, they're all a bunch of ignorent, wankers anyhow, and they can shove their "democracy" up their arse, because clearly the pricks have no idea of the meaning. Here have your say, but we'll do what we want anyhow so up yours, ha ha no mate up yours, Bleeding heck I could teach them a thing or 2 .....
Men are the insecure ones and yes I know what your thinking if its a womans world then how come there are still so little numbers of woman in the house of Parliement... Well the answer is this;
It is a womans world but woman are still learning how much power they actually have and because of what we're told and how we've been brought up for years and its basically all been drummed into our heads ever since we can remember that woman stay at home and bring up the kids whilst the husband goes to work, well look how much that has changed round in the last 10 years, and I think that actually men have managed to convice us for so many years that they're the ones that need to be in control because we're a mess when actually, and correct me if I'm wrong is it not men these days that are still partying hard till they're 40 and taking loads of drugs constantly chopping and changing their minds, blag up the size of their cocks (and then your like hold on... where is it, no really where...) blag up how many women they're slept with (which guarenteed is at least half of what they say) and you've all heard that bull shit line of I'll take you places you've never been before, or I'll show you what sex with a real man is like, and then you sit there and your thinking wow sex with a real man is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt!!!!!
So I figure that more and more I realising just how much power they have and men, as stupid as they might be, have cottoned onto this and are absolutly terrified understandably, they should be! So this explains it a little bit, woman are the ones that know what they want and nothing is the limit these days and as time goes by we (as in woman) will realise this more and more and tehy will use it, so heres a little bit of advice to you men out there, I would stop telling your lover/ wife/ bit on the side or whoever they've got problems cuz I can assure you mate someones got problems but it deffinitly ain't our gender... I would like to finish with a quote from me new calender (definitly a great start for 2012). As you all know I'm not a great fan of animals even though yes I am a vegetarian but this has to be said...
"Every woman should have four pets in her life: a mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a rabbit in her bed (a rampant) and a Jackass who pays for everything".

Peace out me lovers and followers xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wednesday 14 December 2011

Love is in the air in the wisper of the tree, love is in the air in the thunder of the sea...

What a lovely song, feeling and thought too. Love is everywhere, and yes, I have fallen head over heels in love, and I tell you what its amazing, but there is a bit of me that is terrified, and thats part of the illness playing apart here, because we've barley been together 5 minutes and it isn't official until Friday anyhow for obvious reasons, but I am so scared of him leaving me! There we have it, from the phyciatrist himself; "Every time your with some one are you terrified of them leaving you". Course I fucking am, just look at the odds, everyone I've ever loved has left me, it may not be a conscience thing right now but its getting there... very slowly.
Now this may make you feel sick (and this is rich coming from a cynic) but he's the 1st man I've actually felt 100% safe with, I don't feel like he's only after sex and I ain't worried that if I say no to something he's going to get angry and go ahead and just rape me, or take it anyhow. He's the 1st man who truly appriciates me. I never have to worry about him driving off and leaving me, stealing from me, raising his hand to me. Its just when I'm with him its like another world. I forget about the shit that has and is happening and its that feeling the warms the bottom of your heart. The more he says the more I fall in love with him. He just makes so much sense, unlike all the ridiculous wankers I've been out with who literally chat shit for hours, everything he says has meaning. He always opens doors for me and he tells me I look nice every day and when he kisses me I just melt, and I just want to cry and laugh at the same time because I'm falling more and more in love with him every minute I spend with him and yet I'm terrified because I can't help sooner or laters he's going to realise I haven't exactly much to offer and he'll leave me. Oh man I love the way that when I talk he really looks into my eyes and listens. You know I've never had that I don't think from anyone.
He's going back to Yorkshire on Friday for 2 weeks and I'm dreading it, I know we still got the phone but it isn't the same.

Then there's that one more thing that makes me worry and that is this fucked up judmental world we live in. I know for a fact that he will get stick for it because of his age, and it does my nut because why should we have to put up with what other people think. I know exactly what people will say. They'll say he's a pervert and only after my body and that I'm nieve, and do you know what maybe a few years ago yes, but I'm not as nieve as people think and it pisses me off that there always seems to be someone that ain't happy with my decision and then my happiness gets jeprodised! Well tell you what not this time! If I want to be with him, then I'll jolly well be with him, I'm almost 23 years old. A grown woman, I don't have to answer to anyone.
Fuck it am so tired need sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace out
xxxxxxxxxx

Wednesday 7 December 2011

I'm here to remind you of the mess you made when you went away...

Love Alanis Morrisette proper legend!
I wish I could say this was going to be a happy blog, and if I'd written yesterday, when I couldn't control my smile then yeah perhaps it would have been. It ain't yesterday though its today and apparently within 24 hours your life can go from looking pretty good to hell!

So lets start with some positive things... at least one positive thing at least! Got me test reults and ... I DO NOT HAVE HEPITIUS B WHOOOOOOOP WHOOOOOOOOP!!!

Thats your lot.
So you want to know whats happened?
Well I'll tell you the Princes Trust course is a fucking joke!!!
The teachers are a joke!
The college is a joke!
The course is a joke!
And the best bit is that I'm a joke too!

According to Raquel and Charlotte I have no respect for any one on the course!!!!! I'm truly speecheless!! Please define respect for me? Yes maybe I did moan about playing games that 5 year olds play WHEN I HAVE FUCKING SHIT LOADS OF FUCKING LEVEL 2 WORK TO DO THAT I'VE HAD TO ATTEMPT IN 3 WEEKS BECAUSE DESPITE THE FACT THAT I'VE BEEN ASKING TO DO LEVEL 2 SINCE DAY ONE AND EVERY DAY THEN ON IN, RAQUEL DIDN'T GIVE ME THE CRITERIA TILL 3 WEEKS BEFORE THE FUCKIGN END OF THE FUCKING COURSE! PLEASE TELL ME WAS IT NOT ME WHO STAYED LATE EVERY DAY TO ATTEMPT TO DO IT WHEN RAQUEL WAS MEANT TO BE GIVING ME TIME IN CLASS TO DO IT!!!!!!!! IS IT NOT CHRIS WHO GIVES UP HIS SPARE TIME TO HELP ME COMPLETE IT WHEN HE DOESN'T EVEN TEACH THE FUCKING STUPID COURSE!
IS IT NOT ME WHO STAYS UP TILL 2AM BAKING CAKES FOR THE TEAM AND FOR THE STUPID TEAM CHALLANGE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO DO IN THE 1ST FUCKING PLACE BUT CLEARLY NO ONE RESPECTS ME BY THE FACT THAT TEHY DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO WORK WITH CHILDREN AND HAVE NO IDEA STILL WHY BECAUSE THEY NEVER FUCKING ASKED!
IS IT NOT ME WHO SWAM 70 LEGTHS TO TRY AND RAISE MONEY. IS IT NOT ME WHO GOES OUT OF ME WAY IN AND OUT OF COLLEGE TO HELP OTHER TEAM MEMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RESPECT MATE DON'T EVEN FUCKING GO THERE!
UNLIKE ALL OF THE SO CALLED BRILLIANT TEACHERS I LEAVE ALL MY SHIT HERE AND ARINA BRINGING UP DIVORCE WHICH CAN I JUST ADD IS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR FUCKING CORSE ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DO NOT CHAT SHIT ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT! YEAH MY PARENTS ARE DIVORCED AND I'LL ALWAYS BLAME MESELF BEING THE LAST CHILD AN ALL AND DESPITE WHAT PEOPLE SAY NOTHING WILL EVER CHANGE THAT BUT DO NOT FUCKING BRING UP 3 WEEKS BEFORE CHRISTMAS STUPID FUCKING CUNT!
LITTLE GIRLS MAKING UP LIES ITS PATHETIC!
ONE SMALL INCCINENT AND I KNOW LETS CALL THE FILTH TOO SHALL WE WHILST WE'RE AT IT, GET THEIR INPUT!
DON'T GIVE ME YOUR BULLSHIT LIES AND EXSCUSES BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN SITUATIONS WHERE I GENRALLY DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO MAKE IT OUT IT OUT ALIVE, I'VE BEEN IN THE SITUATION WHERE I'VE BEEN IN THE FUCKING WOODS AND BEEN SO SCARED YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO BREATH, WHERE SOMEONE STANDS THERE AND FORCES YOU TO KISS THEM AND YOUR TRYING TO GET AWAY BUT YOUR WHOLE BODIES PARALYSED WITH FEAR! I'VE BEEN IN THE SITUATION WHERE SOMEONES TRIED TO RAPE ME, I'VE BEEN IN THE SITUATION WHERE I'VE HAD TO SLEEP WITH MEN FOR MONEY JUST SO I DON'T END UP ON THE STREETS, I'VE BEEN IN THE SITUATION WHERE SOMEONE HITS YOU AND THEN SOMEHOW YOU END UP BEING THE ONE THATS APPOLIGISING, I'VE BEEN IN THE SITUATION WHERE THINGS ARE SO FUCKING UGLY THAT DEATH ACTUALLY SEEMS LIKE TOTAL BLISS, I'VE BEEN IN THE SITUATION WHERE I KNOW THAT MY DAD HAS THE CHOICE TO BE IN MY LIFE AND ISN'T! I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT FOR EVER!
I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE FACT THAT NO MATTER HOW FUCKING HARD YOU TRY NOTHING WILL EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH!
ON TOP OF THAT I HAVE TO SPEND MY LIFE LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER INCASE THERE'S SOMEONE BEHIND ME WHO WANTS TO STAB ME BECAUSE OF ONE STUPID MISTAKE I MADE ONCE!
I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY TRY AND STAY SOBER, WHICH I SHOULD PROBABALLY POINT OUT THAT RIGHT NOW I AM NOT, AND UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES I THINK THATS EVER SO SLIGHTLY JUSTIFIABLE.
I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE FACT THAT I HAVE GOT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER AND BECAUSE OF THAT AND ALL THE SHIT I'VE BEEN THROUGH I'LL PROBABLLY NEVER BE WITH A GUY FOR LONGER THAN 6 MONTHS SO I'M SO FUCKING SORRY IF RIGHT NOW I SAY SOMETHING OUT OF TURN LIKE FUCK OFF YOU STUPID CUNT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT RESPECT MEANS!
THE COURSE IS A JOKE AND IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS NOW I'M WELL AND TRULY PAST MY LIMITS AND I AIN'T GOING BACK!
I TELL YOU SOME THING LITTLE MISS PATRONISING I WALKED DOWN TO THE MARINA TO GET THE 12 TO ME SISTERS EARLIER AND I LOOKED OVER THE BRIDGE AT THE MARINA WALL AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF CAN I JUST JUMP UP OFF NOW BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE!
SO YOU WANT TO CALL SOME ONE A BULLY LOOK IN THE MIRROR DARLING!
SO NOW I WON'T EVEN GET CHRIS (MR LOVER LOVER) CUZ I'VE QUIT COLLEGE AND FUCK IT WHAT WOULD HE WANT WITH ME ANY WAY I'M JUST A STUPID FUCKED UP BIMBO.
NUFF SAID !
SORRY FOR THE BLUNTNESS BUT I'M DRUNK AND CRAZY!